The club is taking a table but guests are welcome with a member.
Let us know if you have any magic tat you’d like to palm off on some unsuspecting loser!
But please bear in mind that the unsuspecting losers probably know a great deal about what is tat and what is gold 🙂
And also note that when you consider the image that goes with this post, the phrase “artistic licence” should feature in flashing neon in your brain.
Just saying